“That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain.”
#037 Vulpix - At the time of birth, Vulpix has just a single, white-colored tail. As it grows, its tail gains color and splits into six, and its fur becomes more lustrous. The tails grow hot as evolution approaches for this Pokémon. It can freely control fire, making fiery orbs fly like will-o’-the-wisps. When the temperature outside increases, it will expel flames from its mouths to prevent its body from overheating.
Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.
#okay i love this both for the message it contains #and for the fact that now i’m just#imagining #thor #wandering around earth on his days off from avenging shit#and casually stopping people who are being assholes and being like #HELLO #I AM NOT OF THIS REALM #AND YOUR BEHAVIOR IS REPREHENSIBLE BY THE STANDARDS OF ALL CIVILIZED BEINGS #HAVE YOU PERHAPS CONSIDERED BEHAVING IN A LESS ABHORRENT FASHION #FOR I KNOW THAT IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH FOLLY UPON ASGARD EVEN MY BROTHER LOKI WOULD LOOK UPON YOU AS FOUL#ADDITIONALLY I AM SEEKING WHAT I AM TOLD IS THE BEST VENDOR OF DOGS THAT ARE HOT IN THIS CITY #IF PERHAPS YOU WOULD GUIDE ME I WOULD BE WILLING TO RECONSIDER MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER #and people just#staring #at him #in fear/amazement #while he frowns at them radiating good intentions and Powers They Know Not Of #and his cape billows in the wind
BLESS THIS POKEMONEspurr will always remind me of you!